The Playtime Co. Merchandise Tape is an announcement that cannot be played or even seen in any area inside the game. It is exclusively seen on MOB Entertainment's Youtube channel.
The tape is a marketing tool meant to promote Poppy Playtime merchandise, with Leith Pierre acting as the persuasive voice. If you're interested in purchasing anything related to this new release, be sure to watch the video.
Analysis
After a VHS Tape is heard being inserted into a VCR player, Leith Pierre is heard introducing the brand new apparel that can be bought from the Playtime Co. store. He introduces the eighteen unique apparel designs, all with different colors! He specifically claims that he told marketing himself that Huggy Wuggy should be plastered on shirts, as he is known as one of the most successful products Playtime Co. has to offer.
Leith Pierre continues to list off multiple apparel designs from the store. He lists the Breaktime Huggy T-Shirt, before moving onto the Hungry Huggy T-Shirt, which stumps Pierre as he questions himself regarding why the shirt consists of the favorable Huggy Wuggy eating a fictional arm. He then tells Jaren to schedule a meeting with the Marketing Department regarding the shirt.
Pierre decides to continue the tape, complimenting and showcasing the Poppy Flower Hoodie, specifically focusing on the Cat-Bee illustration on the shirt, stating it is cute. Leith Pierre then showcases all the VHS Tape T-Shirts, showcasing all colors and specifically mentioning the exclusion of Yellow and Purple, then mentioning the odd inclusion of the Black tape.
Leith Pierre concludes the tape by directing all users to the merchandise website, warning viewers to buy the shirts as soon as possible in preparation for the holidays. Pierre than goes off-script, telling the viewer to refrain from researching and viewing the recently leaked security feed.
The final lines have Leith Pierre ask if he is done with the tape, then telling the employees he is also scheduled to work on a commercial for "Long Legs", teasing the existence of Mommy Long Legs.
Transcript
Leith Pierre: Hi! My name is Leith Pierre, and I'm here to tell you about our brand new Playtime Co. merchandise! Leith Pierre:We've got 18 awesome new apparel designs fit just for you! There's a lot of Huggy Wuggy. That blue fella is flying off the shelf, so I told marketing we're turning him into a shirt now. Leith Pierre:Remember to take breaks? Ha, that's a joke. Leith Pierre:In this one, Huggy's.. Is he eating an arm..? Oh Jaren, schedule a meeting with the marketing department? We need to talk about this. Leith Pierre:We got a Poppy design and.. Oh.. Is that Cat-Bee? That's kinda of cute.. Leith Pierre:We've got VHS designs in EVERY color of the rainbow! Except for Purple.. and Yellow... We also have a black one, because.. Leith Pierre:You can grab yourself all these designs at store.poppyplaytimeco.com. Better get these as soon as possible in time for the holidays and such. Leith Pierre:Oh, one last thing. Legals told me that we recently had an online leak of our internal security feed.. So uhh... Do NOT go digging around for that.. Leith Pierre: Alright! I'm off. Are we done here?! I'm on in five for that Long Legs commercial. |